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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

All about porn and why I like it, and I like it allot.

Well I’m still here and I have a few things to say and they are not about murder this time. Well I will say this J-bee is killing me with his mile long dissertations on the Kocis murder and who did what to whom and the shoulda, woulda, coulda’s.

But today’s subject is about the really hot sex scenes that I really liked on video. It would appear that there are allot of defectors or is it graduates or maybe these boy’s are just branching out from Corbin Fisher. And Corbin is churning out some world class porn studs at ACM. Let’s start with the ever lovely and truly sexy Patrick Fisher whose second appearance over on Corbin Fisher was with his little crush, Dawson . Patrick was so cute and oh so hot to watch as he gets his fantasy fulfilled. The look on his face was priceless when Dawson rims him. Patrick fisher followed Mason Wyler another
favorite over to Falcon Studios and Patty boy made a wonderful impression in
The Farmers Son in a hot 3way with
Zackary Pierce and Steve Boston.
This scene was hot, Patrick does Steve,
Zackery does Steve,Zackery and Patrick do Steve at the same time and Zackery does Patrick. I thought Patrick would loose
His mind when Zackery was fucking himIs it just me or does Patrick never loose wood the boy had a raging hard-on through the whole scene and it got harder when he was under a Zack attack, amazing is all I can say. This is the hot shit you get when real gay boys fuck. My goodness it was so hot I almost couldn’t watch it. Might I also add Zackary and Eric Rhodes have truly hot chemistry Falcon should put those 2 together in some hot flip-flop action real soon.











Meanwhile back in Bird land (Falcon studios get it) they have another Corbin Fisher graduate by the name of Jesse.
You night remember Jesse as the little shaved headed cowpoke who gets done by all the hot boys of the ACM campus. And did he learn a thing or two. He did a really hot scene with Patrick Fisher over at ACM called Jesse gets fucked and boy did he ever. In his scene in Long board
(the hottest one in the whole movie I might add) he rode the dick like a pro and I do mean rode him some dick. He was paired with the big and uncomfortable Derek who is hot and all but lacks the real enthusiasm of Jesse who really makes this scene work
Jesse has that look on his face that says I’m gonna ride you like a bitch and love it. Just thinking about it makes me hot.
And another ACM grad Carter Longway has truly been making the rounds and I do mean the rounds. That boy will show up any where there is a dick and some lube and make it a party. He was quite hot in his scene in Dripping Wet with Trent Atkins and Trevor knight. Who made me love him when he flip flopped in Justice in a scene with my round boottied fave Shane Rollins can you say hawt, yeees gawd it was hawt. Oh where was I um let me see oh yeah Carter Long dick oh I mean Longway. Well the scene was hot and I heard from a little bird that the set of that movie was hot as well 98 degrees in the shade from what I hear. It was one of those you do me, then you do me then you do me while I do him scenes. And that Trevor you gotta love him. He fucks Trent till he blows his load and pulls out and blows his load on Trent, then he proceeds to take the Longway home and blows a second load on Carter after he pumps the boy juice out of him. Well this is just the latest graduation report from good old CFU. It would seem that Corbin has pumped out some hot graduates and the Falcon is perched to swoop them up, which I might add is a smart move. They really need to revive the Jocks Label. That is such an overlooked category in porn today. Its either twinks or big musckle studs (typo intended) Now I like a big buff man as much as the next but some are just to extreme. Bigerexcic men just don’t have that appeal for me. But then again I like my men fast and sporty lean lithe and virile just cut but not shredded. And now its time to eat some crow

Well as you all know I have made statements about the over the top promotions made by our good friends at Boybatter.com. And I have given Mark a bad time on several occasions and I was really making these statements based on the clips they force feed you when you went to there web-site. Well I must admit something to you all and it pains me to do so but I guess I will just grin and bare it. So here goes. Well I have seen when Harlow meets Drake and I just have to say this and mind you I’m not being biased. It was very good; oh it hurt to say that. I really wanted to hate it I truly did. But what can I say it was hawt. The chemistry between those two was palatable. They just worked it and each other. Harlow lived up to most of Mark's praises. I did not witness him walk on water but he swam in it. Drake Manendez is such a cutie with a large presence (if you get my drift)and he knew how to work it and Harlow. These two appeared to really be into each other and it showed. Especially when Harlow blows four loads during the scene.
And these boys are both versatile and they are not faking it. It is so nice to watch a porn scene where you feel that you are spying on two people who really are into what they are doing and not just going through the motions. They have a long and sensuous oral session and they both appear to be enjoying giving oral pleasure as well as receiving. Harlow has a tongue almost as long as his dick and he rims poor little Drake into a near coma. But paybacks are a bitch and everything Harlow does to Drake. Drake does it right back to Harlow. This is a classic flip-flop scene and they flip and flop all over the bed and these boys are flexible. Think Cirque de Solie but naked with big dicks. I will also add that if Harlow is half as good as he was in this scene with his clients he’s worth every penny. Ouch! Damnit that hurt kisses to MJT and Harlow and to all the boys that I reviewed I am so glad that you have chosen this as your vocation because you have made a allot of men happy. and a few girls too. So boys keep up the good work and I’ll be watching you

This is Elmysterio and I’m out.

14 comments:

  1. hey mr elms

    i love the blakemason fella Matt m - he is a true st8 boy ... and over the course of 3 films ya see him relax and get into some fun .... tis good to have a diversion... yeah aint nothin againt harlow - he just don't do it for me ... anyways back to work for me have a good one
    rob in oz

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  2. glad to see you drop by. you need to see all ther above movies they have somthing for everybody. get some kleenex and some lube and make an evenig of it.

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  3. wow thanks elm! finally our work is judged on a blog & not our negative untrue press enflamed drama....
    by the way harlow aplogizes his blog entry wasnt up last eve BUT will be before lunch today!

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  4. "harlow aplogizes his blog entry wasnt up last eve BUT will be before lunch today"

    i love it ...

    rob in oz

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  5. blog is live I mean harlows first post have fun!

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  6. El, you're the best! Love the reviews and even though the subject is changed, I am certain we are all keeping posted on what's new on the other threads. You know you're right, that j_bee is a long winded somebody!!! He really should do some research. BTW, love the commentaries on the videos. I'll bet sales soar for those movies now since you are so popular and you gave them you're ok!! XOXOXOXO Sassy

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  7. The stuff on boybatter is it DRM protected or can I download and play it on my ipod ? Thank you.

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  8. not drm protected. i better not see it on lime wire :)

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  9. Boybatter.com,
    Do you have plans to release a Harlow DVD with some of the stuff he recently filmed?

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  10. Can anyone tell us the size of the video files on boybatter i am soo sik of online vids that r grainy and tiny to look at even if the guys are hhot.

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  11. YES just takes some time to gather the content, I thought of naming it "Double Trouble" BUT I think I will reserve that title for when I film with Brent Corrigan :-)

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  12. The files on boy batter are prett good size. I watched them full screen on my pc with no problem but my pc is older so I went for the lower resolution files. but the picture quality is good.

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  13. I seriously want to gag, elm, is your blog becoming an advertisement for porn? or are you sticking to debate/banter about the case..just wondering.

    Also, I asked you in a previous post to stop allowing boisrus.com to send unrelated spam to the comments section and my post mysteriously disappeared..what gives?

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  14. when did tou ask that question about boybatter? and I just do reviews and post about anything and everything. Idon't delete post never have never will.

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