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Saturday, April 28, 2007

Who ever heard of Boybatter?


I find all the propaganda from Mark to be humorous to say the least. He is always going on about the boys of Boisrus and Boybatter and now Harlow Cuadra online. So I decided to do a little research on them and I read the Jody wheeler post and all the news items and the escort reviews and so on. Well they seem to be a rather busy bunch of guys who have their great promoter who is ever present on the blogs and the man behind the curtain Mark to sing their praises. So why am I writing this piece? Because I am kind of tired of writing about murder and scandal. Who ever heard of Boybatter before last year? Not me and I’ll the first to admit it and I bet that's a question allot of people are asking themselves.But through tragic misfortune they have been thrust into the limelight and have made the best of what could be considered a dreadful situation. Here is the interesting part these boys have the distinct ability to take a negative and totally turn it around to their advantage. Some of their promotional tactics leaves allot to be desired but you deal with the hand your dealt. I think most people who would find themselves in their situation would hide until the dust settles. But not these boys. They came out trumpets blaring and Lights flashing and went on about their daily lives. So in my book these boys have a huge set of balls to say the least. When they did there little film "Drake meets Harlow " I thought they had lost their fucking minds and was sure they were gonna be raked over the coals for it. I must admit that I thought it was tacky and I said so too. I actually saw it and it was pretty good. But they kept on plugging along and now I kinda like them. They are a nice diversion in the otherwise bleak world we live in. They have got some serious spunk and they are a force to contend with. In the world of porn you rarely see the models start there own companies, there are a few but they all had a tough way to go. And with the big studios such as Falcon being rumored to be in trouble and all the switches being made in and around the other studios it is kind of refreshing to see the smaller independents make inroads in the industry. It certainly is a twist in the world of porn. When Escorts start their own porn studio. Generally you have porn models that escort not the other way around these guys do both. So Norfolk Male Escorts beget Boisrus which in turn beget Boybatter. A small independent Internet based boutique studio of which is growing by leaps and bounds. The company is owned and operated by Harlow Cuadra and Joseph Kerekes. Joe says they built the business by hooking on corners. That I find hard to believe. It is an off shoot of there main business enterprise Norfolk Male Escorts. Boybatter is a membership web-site from where you can down load their original video products as well as picture galleries of all the videos.
What is nice is their original videos are down loadable or you can stream them directly from their website. They have other video scenes as well which are also down loadable and of good quality. The sight is easy to navigate and there is no unnecessary fan-fair once you are in the membership area. The down loadable videos are available in two different file sizes so if you have an older computer you can still watch them. There is no DRM and you can watch them as long as they are on your computer. They do have a copy-write logo on the web-site videos but its not really that distracting and it is not on the DVD’s. I have watched a few of their productions and they are well lit and the boys are hot. There are some theme videos and some that are just hot action. Joe and Harlow direct, film and or act in they’re own productions as well and they both live up to the hype. I can not believe I am saying that but it’s true.
They also have a stable of other hot models as well. All the boys appear to be versatile and are quite into the action which makes the videos hot and steamy. Mark I’m gonna take your job if you don’t watch out. They also produce DVD’s as well, which are available in the DVD store on the site. They have bimonthly updates to the site so there is always new content and the older content is available as well in the video vault. Plus you have the added ability to meet the stars of the productions if you so choose through Boisrus.
They have just started their own Internet blog HarlowCuadraonline.com where you can read about your favorite "Person of Interest" and leave him your personal comments. So check out Boybatter.com and tell them that Elmysterio sent you. Mark look out I’m gonna take your job yet. They are currently sounding off about a super secret new over the top production that will set the world on it's ear and I don't doubt it will. I gave Brent Corrigan the title Super Twink of the New Millennium and now I'm giving Harlow the title Super Stud Wonder of the New Millennium. Rumors are being bandied about that they may finally get to do their project together with Brent Corrigan and if they do I have a title for that as well. But Elmysterio must be paid for it. You can contact me through my blog and we can make payment arrangements. LOL How's this for a title boys, "Super Stud Twink Wonders of the New Millennium". Its kinda catchy huh. And you better live up to the hype cause if you don't I will surely let you know about it.
And now a Boybatter exclusive ladies and gentleman introducing Troy Hunter.




This is Elmysterio and I’m out.

20 comments:

  1. lol - great laugh for a sunday mornin here in oz ... yeah well think ya might give em more credibility if ya replaced ol marc... another well written blog ... i guess i cant comment too much as aint seen any of the vids ... but yeah i sure aint seen boybatter before this ... and i s'pose the world to here to take opportunities - and HRC "whats the r for is sure cashin in
    thanks elms u rock
    rob in oz

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  2. you got the pole position yah Rob. the first poster again you beat Mark this time. Yeah I think I'm going to get his job and work out a good benifits package to boot.

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  3. Hey Rob you want new pictures of Harlow? Well there are two new ones on his blog and he is naked as the day he was born in one of them and showing his true glory in both. I guess he does have a decided quality about him that just makes you want to look at him. All naked and aroused in the weeds and such it just makes nasty thoughts run through your mind and all. Enjoy and thanks Mark for the heads up on those pictures but where are the naked pic's of Joe?.Hey Mark show Joe some love too.

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  4. heheh - yeah wonder when they were taken - notice the date stamp has been blacked out ... yeah i'd say its time the got a good photographer - HRC's body is a good one but - he twists just teh wrong way that always makes him a weird shape... yes the dick of death ... well there were in the backyard - as you see the fence is the same as the one the TV news story .. just off birdneck road there...

    notice ya been first over at HC

    and yeah ya get my vote for the job

    rob in oz

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  5. Nope those were taken on the west coast I would assume in California. And they were taken on 4/25/2007 @ 9:36am. I got that info from the pictures. They were taken with a Canon EOS Digital "Rebel" camera. So as you can see he is not on the run after all. If you take a picture from the wrong angle it does not do you justice. Thats why so many people will only be photograghed from certain angles. Still pictures do not do Harlow true justice. When you finally get to see him in a video you will know what I mean.

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  6. mmmm man of mystery .... clever cookie - the date and cam type i'll give ya ... but what makes you think it aint at home >? same fence ? Hc says it is too - gee don't tell me ya don't believe him ...
    and re the warrents - aint it been another 30 days since they was sealed
    ... rob in oz

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  7. When I read the copy it said they were on the west coast.Hi guys

    Sorry I have not posted in a while. Posting here this am with jetlag on the West Coast :-)… And am very busy with some projects that are pretty time consuming.

    Here’s some jack…um I mean anatomy material to tithe you over until I get done with some steamy new blog entrees.


    Rob you did read the post did you not or did you just stare at the pictures? I wonder about you sometimes. kisses Elm.

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  8. Ok ... lets seeee

    Sorry I have not posted in a while. Posting here this am with jetlag on the West Coast :-)… And am very busy with some projects that are pretty time consuming.
    ... - and then ....
    The following are courtesy of a good friend of mine with a voyeuristic camera know I know …

    I need to mow the lawn, just been a littlebizzy lately.

    My bud is still in the process of sending these pictures. will post the rest up in a up comming post.


    tis his lawn - his yard - and his "bud" sent him the pics - he might be west coast now ... but these pics 25th April - were taken in teh back yard ... i sear - thats me over the back fence.....

    now a few other points - his age... his blog says Harlow Cuadra was born in the year nineteen hundred and eighty-six ( to a black family ) oops - i just have seen him state his age as 19(myspace), 24, 25 where as i believe his birth date is March 8th 1981 ...
    ..mmmm
    lovin ya elms

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  9. opps - make that 3rd august
    us aussies write our dates teh other way
    r in oz

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  10. I guess I read it wrong it is there yard. ok you got me there.
    That post you are referring to is from the bitchless blog and harlow is just having fun with it. I read the original and thought the whole Harlow, Marlow twin thing was funny and there father Barlow. You have to admit the boys have a sense of humor.The truth is Harlow is actually 37 years old You See Black Don't Crack. LOL

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  11. yeah me thinks you was taken with teh "dick of death" and missed that last line ...

    heheheehehe you get that i guess ..

    also bryan philips = bryan kocis why did he have an alias>?

    rob in oz

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  12. Because he was a producer of underage gay porn and he did not want his family to know. But they found out anyway so I guess it just did not work well for him. Most people in porn do not use their real names. I don't do porn but I use a different name anyway because I talk about it and I don't want my mommy to find out about it or my potty mouth. She knows I'm a big ole gay boi but there are limits to what she will accept. Me in porn not one of them. so I never did any but there were offers and I had to sadly turn them down and at the time I could have used the money. I'm still a hottie but just to old to do it know unless I play a daddy to some twink.

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  13. haha
    well wining this bloke over matey
    have a good one
    r in oz

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  14. Elm said:-

    "Because he was a producer of underage gay porn and he did not want his family to know."

    I expected better of you Elm. Its your blog but you undermine your credibility when you state opinions as facts.

    (1) Even though you may believe Sean was underage it does not make it a fact. The word "allegedly" doesn't hurt

    (2) Just changing his surname was not going to shield Bryan from an inquisitive familiy. I know he chose the surname because he liked Ryan Phillipe but I would have thought general anonimity and personal security would have been sufficient reason to have an alias.

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  15. Elm, I just came back to see if you responded but another matter remained in my mind.

    Albert posted within one of our singing posts about my posting of the MOU that provided certain information.

    What I find inconsistent is that whilst I have never denied posting the document that disclosed the specific information I have never brought attention to that information.

    Indeed I have very specifically avoided refering to the nature of the information and it is only him and other posters that have made people aware that such information was available.

    Had I wished to make such information available then I would have referred to its existance and nature.

    There was neither intention nor malice in making available the information that was already in the public domain through PACER and Albert's repeated reference to such disclosure only assists in extending the disemination of details than would otherwise have been overlooked.

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  16. Cad I do realize that you never brought attention to that info. I remember it quit well because I was shocked at how much personal info was in the documents. I did not blow up until the next day when some one mentioned Google mapping their house. That’s when the shit hit the fan. I do not holding you responsible as far as the info coming out because it would have eventually. As for the statement I made about Bryan I have no excuse just in a pissy mood I guess.

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  17. usa people search lists both sean and grant. for 30+ bucks you can get a background check for them. there many other ways to get that address. harlows home is also public now and no body from them makes such a fuss like the sean camp.

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  18. I'm going to repeat what I said a few months back on this issue: The person most at fault for this MOU going public is not CAD, or me (who asked CAD to post it), or anyone else...but the LSG attorney.

    There was NO GOOD REASON for this document to be attached as an Exhibit to a simple Motion to Withdraw. On top of that, the MOU clearly stated it was a CONFIDENTIAL agreement, and it prohibited both parties from disclosing it's contents.

    I can't think of any other word than "malpractice" to describe the needless placing of a private client document in a publicly accessable case file. It's a flat out breach of client confidentiality.

    I have to wonder how an attorney who seemed to be performing competantly and diligently up to that point made such an error. Did frustration at not getting paid cause him, conciously or subconsciously, to seek revenge by making this document public?

    In any case: malpractice.

    BTW there seems to be another drought of new case info coming from the media; I'm sticking by my resolve not to enter the wild speculation arena that exists during these lulls. Hibernation mode: ON.

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  19. THE SINGLE LARGEST XXX MOVIE EVENT BOYBATTER HAS EVER PRODUCED...will be shot this Saturday in beautiful Va Beach on the strip/boardwalk with/starring Troy Hunter , a HOT 19 year old jock super twink ripped , EXOTIC, and full of cum! Hes a multi millionaire from a wealthy family in Va that owns several HUGE Cigarette companies including interest in Richmond based Phillip Morris. This local Richmond/DC/Norfolk celebrity has been hounded by scores of Top Rated studios world wide BUT chose to contact boybatter's own Harlow to film his debut in duo BAREBACK sex with STUDWONDERHARLOW!!! He says he does not want the money (although he will be well compensated) BUT wants the famous Harlow to plunder him with his Wonder :-)~~!!! and reap the benefits of "instant fame" since Harlows Press has thrust him into Gloabal spotlight!
    As our filming with Brent Corrigan is a delayed & complicated Project involving Murder accusations, Police, Lawyers, Press, and many emotions, WE have decided to release this Massively important work with Troy Hunter NOW! to tide you over :) So, Hang on tight as we introduce Troy Hunter to the World FIRST!!! brought to you by Boybatter's Harlow!

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  20. Jim 6:51 a.m. Just saw this yes the release of the MOU ORIGINALLY was a mistake by the attorney(Yates). Which is probably why they never made an issue over it.

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