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Saturday, February 24, 2007

Out and about

While on a recent trip to the grocery store to restock the cave of mystery with edible delights. I while standing in the check out line saw several of those magazines. You know the ones that spew forth lies and innuendo about the famous and fortunate. Well I spied a cover with the tragic and bald Brittany Spears.
I think to my self is she pulling a Demi Moore, then I remember if she wants a guy 15 years younger than her she would have to go back to the fourth grade.So I read the headline and realized she was having a meltdown. Not the regular kind you do in private with some pills and a bottle of vodka. But a real serious call the paparazzi I need attention from you but you won’t leave me alone kind of melt down. Now it was sad when they showed he private nether regions all over the Internet but get real she should have had on some panties.
Her little Las Vegas trip where she was so sleepy she had to be carried out of the club Her window shopping trips for different rehab facilities and her escape from one earlier in the week not withstanding. She was crying for help. Well maybe she was just crying. Why are there no people in these young peoples lives with the balls to slap them and say wake up you’re an asshole. Now I have never really cared for her music much. Slave and Toxic were the best tunes she ever did in my opinion. But lets face it she got lucky got rich and screwed it all up. Why is this always the case? You get some coins and think you can do any thing.
Well maybe Kevin Federline is not the screw up we thought he was. He just married one. This whole thing reminds me of Whitney and Bobby Brown. My question is who’s next.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Brent Corrigan

here is the video I am referring too

Do we really want the truth?

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

And the Nominees are


This is my take on the 2007 GAYvn Awards NOMINEES Part one. It looks like gay porn is going mainstream. With Kathy Griffen hosting the Gayvn awards in San Francisco at the Famous Castro Theatre. I guess she is really a friend of the Gay's.Who knew.
Maybe I need to get a life because as you can see I have watched a lot of Porn this year. You would think I was getting paid to do it. Such is not the case. I watch it because I am doing my thesis on the gay male. Yeah right! You say, well it could be true. So on with my critique. We begin with the best "actor" nominations.

BEST ACTOR
Shane Collins - Doggie Style (Jet Set Productions)
I saw this movie and found his character a little stiff and just a tad bit boring but he does look good and he has a big cock.
Michael Lucas - Michael Lucas' La Dolce Vita (Lucas Entertainment)
Ah Michael Lucas, He was alright but he seems so full of him self that it is just a little distracting.
Erik Rhodes - The Velvet Mafia 1-2 (Falcon Studios)
While he is quite the beefcake he was topped by super twink Fox (Brent Corrigan) Ryder in this flick. It might disturb some of his fans but the scene was hot.
Danny Roddick - Boot Black Blues (Buckshot Productions)
Danny Roddick actually makes you care for his character in this. The scene with him and Josh Weston was oh so hot.
Shane Rollins - Justice (Hot House Video)
I just have one thing to say. You better work bitch. He was hot, oh yeah he was hot. He has a remarkable ass. So round and inviting.
Cole Ryan - The Chest (Titan Media)
I did not see this one, maybe later on I will, but Cole Ryan is hot.
Eddie Stone - 2nd Inning (Electro Video)
Eddie Stone was quite hilarious with his over the top performance in this vid. His sex scene on the bus was hot. It made we want to get on that bus too.
Colby Taylor - Big Rig (Buckshot Productions)
Colby Colby Colby I always thought he was hot in a guy next door kind of way. He was so sexy in the scene with Gus Mattox. The chemistry was on fire.
Derrick Vinyard - From Top to Bottom (Falcon Studios)
Well I will just say this I do not like Jason Adonis. But Derrick Vineyard was good considering who he had to work with.
Justin Wells - Booty Thief (Arena Entertainment)
I did not See this one.

BEST ACTOR - FOREIGN RELEASE
Jean Franko - The School for Lovers (Lucas Kazan Productions)
I found this on a little bit to cinematic and not really that sexy. They just seemed to go through the motions not much feeling in the scenes, to me it could have been better.
Mack Manus - Harassment at the Work Site (Stud Mall)
I missed this one.
Sebastian Stone - World Soccer Orgy 1-2 (Eurocreme)
Very typical of euro sex movies not really hot but good non the less cute boys f------g what more could you ask for.
Julian Vincenzo - Good Fellows (High Octane)
Missed it
Johan Volny - Hard Riders (Beau Mec)
missed this one too

BEST ALL-SEX VIDEO
Black-n-Blue (Hot House)
Missed this one, might see it, don’t know yet.
Breathless (Titan Media)
Missed this one but I will check it out, there’s a lot of buzz about Francois Sagat.
Devil Inside (HIS)
I will check this one out, some of my favorite boys are it.
Dripping Wet (Falcon Studios)
Typical falcon it was OK .
Lords of the Jungle (Raging Stallion Studios)
I have not seen it yet but it looks like it might be good
Manly Heat: Quenched (Buckshot Productions)
See comment above
Sized Up (Rascal Video)
It was OK a little drawn out but the boys were hot. The behind the scenes stuff was good.

BEST ALTERNATIVE RELEASE
Damon & Hunter: Doing It Together (Comstock Films)
Gay Sex in the '70s (Wolfe)
Stonewall & Riot (AVA)
Story Film Classics: The Wild Ones (Athletic Model Guild)
I did not see any of the above.
That Man: Peter Berlin (Water Bearer)
This was interesting because I have met Peter Berlin and find that he is a total enigma.

BEST AMATEUR RELEASE
Take It Like a Man (Xtreme Productions)
Florida Fresh (Jake Cruise)
Rear Gunners 2 (Active Duty)
Straight College Men 48 (StraightCollegeMen.com)
Top to Bottom 4 (Defiant Productions)
I did not see any of the above but I a familiar with the companies.

BEST ART DIRECTION
French Farmers (Oh Man! Studios)
missed this one a boy has to sleep.
Going Under (Jet Set Productions)
same as above
Justice (Hot House Video)
The sets were very theatrical. Great lighting.This one made me loose some sleep.
Michael Lucas' La Dolce Vita (Lucas Entertainment)
Very good sets this did not feel like it was a porn movie. Use your fast fwd. button.
Spy Quest 2 (Titan Media)
This movie was quite well done the sets were interesting and they helped too make the sex hot.
Underwater (Alexander Pictures)
missed this one.
The Velvet Mafia 1-2 (Falcon Studios)
the sets were good but the jewelry, well can we say over bling. The boys pants barely fit but that was kind of hot. Oh and Chrysler and Cadillac must just be thrilled, their cars are all over this movie.

BEST BISEXUAL VIDEO
American Bi (Pulse)
Bi Bi American Pie 9 (Macho Man)
Bi Back Mountain (All Worlds Video)
Bisexuals in the Woods (Male Media One)
Fine Bi Me Too (Adam & Eve)
I saw none of these oh well guess I have to get busy.


BEST CLASSIC DVD
Brother Load (Catalina Video)
Falconhead 2 (HIS)
Hardcore Film Classics: Vito & the Love Bandit (Athletic Model Guild)
Nights in Black Leather (Gorilla) see Peter Berlin comment
Screenplay (Bijou)
These were all good before, so now a whole new generation can see them. Cool.


BEST DIRECTOR
Kristen Bjorn - Fire Dance (Sarava Productions)
Always impeccable.
Joe Gage - Arcade on Route 9 (Titan Media)
Did not see it.
Doug Jeffries - Delinquents (All Worlds)
Missed it but will look for it.
Michael Lucas, Tony Dimarco - Michael Lucas' La Dolce Vita(Lucas Entertainment)
Pretty good direction and scene structure. It was just a little drawn out for a porn flick.
Brian Mills - Folsom Filth (Titan Media)
Not really my style did not see it.
John Rutherford - Big Rig (Buckshot Productions)
This was great the scenes played well and the sex was hot. Very good chemistry between the models.
Steven Scarborough - Justice (Hot House Video)
Amazingly well done. You feel for Shane Rollin’s character and the sex was oh so hot. great chemistry between the models.
Chris Steele - The Velvet Mafia 1-2 (Falcon Studios) Great Idea to use Brent Corrigan in a topical story. Art imitates life literally. It was little over the top but well directed in a kind of tounge and cheek way.
Chris Ward, Ben Leon - Lords of the Jungle (Raging Stallion Studios)
I still have not seen this one.
Kristofer Weston - Boot Black Blues (Buckshot Productions)
Well done I enjoyed this one, a lot.

With all the turmoil in the gay porn industry that there seems to be lately they are churning out product like there is no tomorrow. Some good, some not. I also might add that it is starting to become a real killer industry. Seriously.

Well till we chat again this is Elmysterio signing off.

Monday, February 19, 2007

Let’s give Brent a break



Let’s give Brent a break
Ok people I know that I can be a bitch and a hateful bitch at that but we have to understand one thing with this situation. There was more than one person involved in this whole fiasco. And I think that they should all shoulder the burden as well, not just Brent. A lot of people have been talking shit about each other I’m guilty and you all are guilty but the crucifixion has to stop. Yes Brent lied to us he knows it and we know it. But lets just give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he was trying to fix this mess and that’s why the deal with Bryan and Cobra. We don’t know what happened between Bryan and Brent that caused all this mess and we probably never will. It was not just one sided and we all know this. I have been watching this tragedy from the beginning. Brent screwed up. He should have just done the right thing from the beginning. I think he knows that now. Bryan went just a little overboard with his threats and court cases legal maneuvers and all his under handed tactics. Bryan knew he had LSG media by the balls and he used the money he made off of Brent Corrigan to ruin them. That is such a sad commentary to this whole story. Maybe Bryan would still be alive if he just would of let go. Brent needed better advice from people who were not so close to the whole situation. I am not accusing anyone of killing Bryan Kocis lets get that straight. But if this is how he treated some one he supposedly cared about, well I guess you can see what I mean. So lets just back off and let the chips fall where they may. Brent has been through a living hell for the last 2 ½ years. I really don't think he can take much more.

well this is my first post



Well I have been posting on other people’s blog’s for a couple of years and thought I would do one of my own. This is going to be a place where I can share a few thoughts and talk about current issues. So I guess that’s all I have to say right now. Later dudes. oh and I thought you might want to see my organ.