Harlow Cuadra News flash

Well it appears I spoke to soon, Harlow and company are up to their tacky little necks in trash. It appears there was a video shot in San Francisco and it is all about Harlow meeting "Drake".I for one would never stoop to the level that Boybatter has stooped too just to make a buck. But then again I’m not a “escort” either. These boys give whores a bad name. They are playing a nasty little game and it will come back to bite them in the ass. How can they do this in good conscious? Maybe they just don’t have one. Can we say scandalous? I am just shocked that Harlow and company would use this as a marketing ploy
I was not a big fan of Bryan Kocis but this is just pissing on his grave. I am all for people being able to make money but there are limits; good taste being one of them. I for one would not buy anything from Boybatter for the specific reason they just do not have any. Harlow or Mark if you are reading this and I know you are. The pornography business has never been high up on the social ladder but you have just pulled it down to a new low. I hope that you had nothing to do with the murder of Bryan Kocis but making fun of it is just not cool.
You should just enjoy your little 15 minutes while you can because soon enough you will be forced back into obscurity. Just remember that the ones you step over on the way up or the same ones to kick you on the way back down. This is Elmysterio and I’m out.

Secrets of an undercover Ho

Now I really should not be sharing this but when I retire someone will have too carry on the tradition.
There are a lot of places where you can be an undercover Ho like adult bookstores, public restrooms, sex clubs and bars. I prefer sex clubs, to be exact bathhouses. They have a natural ambience for sex and it is really easy to be an undercover Ho in one. There are certain rules of etiquette that you must adhere too. You must never assume that just because someone is there that they want to fool around with you. You must never grab a person’s private regions in a public place. There are specific places where groping is permitted, the maze, hot-tube and the steam room. You are never to assume that just because you are near a person they are attracted to you. You must look for those subtle signs like the accidental brush of a hand or one of those come-hither looks. Then if you are mutually attracted to the person you can proceed. I for one am not really into the whole public sex thing; I prefer a more private setting. I always get a room so I can get busy in private and hide if necessary. Now there are several ways to attract a partner and I have used a few of them with great success. There are several ways to make your self-available for a partner. You can hang out in the hot tube and strike up a conversation with a possible prospect.
Or just assume a seductive pose in the hot mist of the steam room. You can take a long and seductive shower.
You can lay in a seductive pose in your room and someone will take the bait. The only problem is whether you want what you have attracted. If you have attracted some undesired attention you can simply say no thank you and they will generally move on. But on the oft chance that your polite no thank you does not suffice you may be forced to be rude to them. I for one do not like to be mean but sometimes it is necessary. There have been times when I have been forced to hide from some persistent men who would not take no for an answer. It can be funny at times and scary at other times. Some guys come up with the weakest pick up lines and it just makes me laugh. One guy told me “Baby I would drink a tub of your bath water” so me being the funny person that I am, got a straw from the snack area and gave it to him and pointed him too the hot tub. Now I am not trying to say that I am a sex god, but it is my motto too look your best and you will attract good-looking men. Here’s another rule if you don’t find someone who you find attractive don’t settle and don’t get upset it’s not the end of the world. Most of these places have a high turnover and if you are patient “Mr. Right now” is just around the corner. There are plenty of things to keep you entertained in the mean time you can lift weights in the gym,
watch TV, watch a good porn movie, soak in the hot tube or take a steam. On my last visit to the club, we’ll just call it “Jacuzzi Beach” as I do not want to reveal the real name of the club, it was on a weeknight and it was very relaxed. It was kind of quiet, not like the weekend when the place is full of tweaked out circuit boys. You could have a really nice conversation with someone or just chill. I happened to run into a couple of friends there and we hung out together and we all had a good time just chatting about what’s new in our lives. I did meet a couple of hot guys there as well. On rare occasions you can go there and meet someone and end up becoming “good friends with benefits”. That is the rare exception though most guys are there because they are just trying to escape their humdrum lives and get their rocks off or their boy/girl friend is out of town. Oh and yes I have met many “straight/bisexual” men there. I have also cold busted a few guys who act all “straight” and are married as well. But I use the utmost discretion and have never divulged their secrets. This is a secret world and only those who have been there can understand. Now this is not a place for everybody and it can be really scandalous at times. Now I am not going to go into the messy details this time that may come later. I will just leave you with this message always play safe and you can play again.
This is Elmysterio and I’m out.

Rod Majors

It appears that Rod Majors finds himself in a rather awkward and interesting position. No we are not talking about sex this time. But he is in the position to possibly change his life to further the gay agenda. There is currently a small ground swell starting and it is only going to get bigger. I just have one question what is it with the whole porn industry this year. It seems to be just getting more and more attention this year. With all the special proclamations, the murders and the news coverage, it is getting to be just a bit much for me to handle. Fox news is lambasting the industry and right wing political pundits are using gay slurs. This is the 21st century I really wonder what the world is coming to. We as gay people are being used to further the hate agenda of the Republican Party. They have misrepresented our wishes for equal rights before and they are trying to do it again. This party is using fear tactics to control the mindset of the religious right. It appears that no one is willing to call them on it. This party has used the senseless deaths of the thousands of people who died in New York on September 11,2001 and the ones who have died in Iraq since then for their own personal gain. They have lied to us about weapons of mass destruction to attack Iraq. When we all know it’s the oil fields that they are really after, and they will not stop until they control them. And now they are looking towards Iran and saying that they pose a threat too us or is it really their current plans that are being threatened .The current Administration has set this country back 50 years with this mess that they have created. It appears that anytime we can shed some light on their lies we all should do just that.
This is Elmysterio and I'm out

What is sexy?

That’s a good question because it is so subjective. We all have what we consider sexy and it does not really matter what a person looks like. It’s a natural thing that they just exude. So I will tell you what I find sexy in a man. And yes, this is my blog and what I find sexy might not work for you and that’s ok.
Some guys are just naturally sexy. They can’t help but be sexy, they were just born that way. It is just innate it’s natural it's like breathing they can’t help it. While some guys have issues with their sexiness, they just don’t get what all the fuss is about. They try to hide behind their hair or wear unassuming clothing and try not to be noticed but it just makes them sexier. Maybe someone should just give them a mirror.
I really think sexy starts in the eyes and how a person carries them self. Their unassuming confidence, their sense of humor, their smile, these are the first things that will draw you in. Then there is the physical attraction. The body, I like lean and toned men with a swimmer or a dancer’s build. Long lean muscles as opposed to big and bulky. A nice round butt and long legs and a trim waist. A six pack is not necessary to be sexy, you just need good muscle tone. For me I think a guy who is more natural is hot. Too much primping does not work for me. If it takes you more than 45 minutes to get ready than you’re not for me. Sexy is when you are comfortable in your own skin.
What is sexy?
A sexy guy is a guy who can go anywhere and be in any situation and be cool with it. Sexy is when you have baggage but you’ve checked it. Sexy is when you talk to a person and they really listen to you. Sexy is when you meet a guy and he makes you feel weak in the knees. Lust will fade but sexy will live forever. In my long and varied career as an undercover ho I have come across sexy men quite a few times and have always enjoyed them. So the images that you see here are just a small sample of what I think is sexy.So tell me what you think sexy is.

All is quiet on the Kocis case

Well it appears that the murder case for Bryan Kocis is at a stand still. There has been no new news from Pennsylvania in at least 3 weeks and all parties involved are keeping a very low profile. We have heard rumors that Brent Corrigan and Harlow Cuadra were seen in San Francisco at the GAYVN awards but there has been nothing to confirm this. Also there were rumors that there was a video being shot at the W Hotel in San Francisco that same weekend with Harlow and Brent. Well I guess no news is good news. Brent seems to be posting on his blog again and Harlow is logging on to his Myspace page regularly but there has been no new post on the Boybatter blog so I guess all is well. Considering that last week there was a flood of information dumped on the Internet about the problems at LSG Media there has been no new news from them. The Cobra video site still appears to be up and running too and Brent Corrigan Online is accepting new subscribers and boy batter is touting their new videos. I am not sure where this case is leading but wherever it goes it is sure be interesting.